I left a bar tonight and saw three puppies having the most adorable puppy fight. Tiny puppy barks and general gnawing. I stopped to pet these three little pit-bull puppies (I live in Brooklyn, come on) and they were so cute. Their owners were three very typically Brooklyn pit bull-owners, aka muscle tee and a diamond earring. The pups names were Boi, Tupac, and Rihanna to give you some further context. Tupac gnawed on my hand the whole time I was petting him. As a puppy, it was adorable. "Wittle tuff guy," I baby-talked to this poor dog. Scarily enough though, I admit that when Tupac grows up, he would have just chewed off my hand.
Rihanna was the odd-pup out, constantly getting ganged-up on. Her owner scooped her up like a baby and kissed her little brown and white head. "Yo! Leave her on the ground," said one of the other tough guy owners. Rihanna's owner just said, "But I want to give her kisses!" I melted.